ph-cutie:

the lion does not concern himself with where the light source in his drawing is

rabbiteclair:

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

valtsv:

valtsv:

[speaking into a recorder] day 72 in the maze. morale is low. supplies are lower. nobody has said anything yet, but some of us are starting to think that we might never get out. i’m beginning to question my sexuality.

[recording another log] our group has fewer men now. not because they died or anything, just because some of them realised that they’re actually women. congratulations ladies. oh, and we’re we’re still stuck in the maze, just for the record.

(via fission-fusion)

eggpla:

pesto (a combination of basil, garlic, savory elements, and nuts) represents the italians’ primitive efforts to engineer thai food from first principles

(via fission-fusion)


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